Mr Bean JokEs!

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!



2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!


4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!


5) Marriage

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr.. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse..



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Jokes 2
JOkes 3

APA KATA WANITA?

TAHUKAH ANDA, MAKSUD TERSIRAT DI SEBALIK KATA2 SEORANG YANG BERGELAR WANITA?

Bagi siapa2 yang baru melangkah ke alam percintaan, post in maybe akan membantu anda dan memberi tips2 dan panduan berguna.

APABILA PEREMPUAN BERKATA '.....' MAKSUDNYA :

1.) 'Fine' : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) 'Five Minutes' : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) 'Nothing' : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) 'Go Ahead' : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) 'Loud Sigh' : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) 'That's Okay' : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) 'Thanks' : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) 'Whatever' : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) 'Don't worry about it, I'll do it' : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

Selesai, MAri BErlAwAK!!

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