JaNgAn FiKir KotOr!

Apakah itu seni?
yaaa SENI LUKIS, adalah topik kita pada hari ini.
saya juga seorang peminat seni lukis.
ketika sekolah rendah dulu, saya selalu masuk pertandingan melukis.
bila dah besar ni, malas pulak nak melukis. hua3!
tapi dalam video kat bawah ni, kalau korang nak tengok, korang xboleh tengok sikit2 je.
Kalau nak tengok, tengok la sampai habis.
kalau tak tengok, alamatnye, blue lah jadi nya video ni.hahah!
hebat betul idea pelukis ni. kan? hahaha. mula2 tu seram gak nak tengok.
sila:





So, moral of the story :

"Dont judge a book by its cover" <---eh, takde kena2 mengena langsung. ok2, moral yang sebenarnya adalah :

"Jangan menilai seseorang dari paras rupanya sahaja, ketahui lah dalaman nya dahulu"

haa gune bahasa melayu jugak senang.

"BAHASA JIWA BANGSA"<----ha yang ni pun boleh jadi moral gak ni. hehe.

OK, mari berlawak seperti di bawah:

LAWAK 1

LAWAK 2

A WiSe CAmEL

A mother and a baby camel were laying around, and suddenly the baby camel asked....

Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions?

Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you?

Baby: Why do camels have humps?

Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water.

Baby: Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?

Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert, You know with these legs I can

move around the desert better than anyone does! Said the mother proudly.

Baby: Okay, then why are our eyelashes long? Sometimes it bothers my sight.

Mother: My son, those long thick eyelashes are your protective cover. They help to protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind. Said mother camel with eyes rimming with pride....

Baby: I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through the desert and these eyelashes protect my eyes from the desert...

Then what the hell are we doing here in the Zzzoooooo!

MORAL OF THE STORY IS:

"Skills, knowledge, abilities and experiences are only useful if you are at the right place"
(Where are you right now???????)

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

Love your job but never fall in love with your company, because you never know when the company stops loving you!!""

PASAR MALAM

suatu petang, taktala kanak2 riang baru sahaja mahu bersiap2 ke padang,
tiba2......................aku terasa sangat lapar.

lantas aku berfikir.... 'hmm kalau pegi pasar malam ni pun best gak ni'

lantas aku pun mencapai kunci kereta BMW (nama manja kete kancil aku) lalu pergi ke disko, eh bukan, pasar malam.

aku nak cari ayam percik, tapi tak de la pulak.

frust gile aku.

aku pun menerus kan perjalanan......

tiba2 aku rase cm nk beli lemang (cewah! cam nak raye plak)

aku sangat pelik dengan harga yang di pampang kan.
begini bunyi nya :

1 POTONG = 30 SEN
2 POTONG = 50 SEN
3 POTONG = RM 1


aih, ape kejadahnye harge macam ni. selalu kalau aku bli kuih,

1 BIJI = 40SEN

3 BIJI = RM1


haaaa.. yang ni baru betul! baru la logik.


aku pun betanya kat makcik tu, 'makcik.. btol ke harge kuih ni?'
makcik tu cakap, 'btol la dik oiii, makcik x tipu kamu aihhh'.

aku pun angguk je la smbil berkata dalam hati, 'cmni baik aku beli 2 2'

aku pun beli la 4 potong lemang (bayar asing2, 2 2) dah menerus kan perjalanan.

on da way nak patah balik, aku beli lagi 8 lemang secara beregu lantas ku sedekah kan kepada kanak2 riang di padang itu..

sekiaannn.. salaaammm!!!

moral of da story : belajar lah mengira sebelum memulakan perniagaan, ye makcik.