LAWAK MENJAWAB PEPERIKSAAN

LAWAK 1.

Sila tonton gambar di bawah. Ape pasal la tiba2 ada gajah kat situ?
hua3! budak ni mesti dah boring habis ni nak jawab exam.
Rajin betul dia lukis gajah. Lukis la yang senang sikit, Semut ke, ular ke bulan sabit ke segitiga ke.

LAWAK 2.

Saya rasa budak ni telah memcampur baur kan istilah matematik dengan istilah bahasa sendiri ni. Expand dalam istilah matematik bukanlah bermakna MENGEMBANGKAN frasa tersebut sampai keluar ke meja last2 sekali.

Haih la budak zaman sekarang ni, kalau saya jadi cikgu dia pun mahu gelak 2 hari tak berenti ni..

MARI BEREHAT SEBENTAR DENGAN LAWAK DI BAWAH:

• LAWAK GILE 1
• LAWAK GILE 2

10 SECURITY TIPS

These topics are specifically related to the exposures present in any office-retail environment with high traffic and can also be applied to residential environments.

1. Refrain from openly displaying expensive equipment (such as laptops, hand held PDA’s, etc.) to the public. Ensure that these items are not easily accessible from your reception area or to any passerby.

2. Always place your valuables in the trunk of your car or in a locked drawer/closet as soon as you are done using them.

3. Avoid leaving shopping bags or gifts inside your space when you are not there or where a passersby can see them.

4. Be especially watchful for suspicious persons on the property. Be alert of individuals who follow you and/or watch you place items in your car. Report all suspicious activity to security or your local Police Department.

5. Always lock your doors every time you leave.

6. Never leave your wallet in a jacket pocket, especially when it is on the back of a chair or a door.

7. Be aware of securing checkbooks, as these items are prime theft targets. When accounting for your checkbook, make sure all checks are accounted for in sequence. Often times, it is the checks from the middle or the back of the checkbook that are taken so the victim will not acknowledge it until some time later.

8. Avoid keeping large amounts of cash in your home or office.

9. Question visitors who wander through the site. Ask them,“May I help you?” Legitimate guests will appreciate the offer of assistance and would-be solicitors or thieves will be detoured.

10. Pay particular attention to securing or keeping closed the emergency stairwell doors at all times. Report to security immediately if the stairwell door was modified to be left opened or unlocked or if there are any visible signs of forced entry.

REST TIME:

• HUMOR 1
• HUMOR 2

SAYA KELIRU

ini antara gambar yang saya suka.
sangat unik!!
sungguh kreatif orang yang melukisnya.
ada 2 situasi di atas yang sedang berlaku apabila kita tafsirkan nya.
tengok lama2 boleh confius ni. haha!
tapi apa2 pun, tahniah kepada orang yang telah melukis gambar ini.
any comment?

AkU TerTipu

YAng video kali ni memang la.
memang ape? memang ape? memang ape?
memang potong stim betol.
aku punya la kusyhuk tengok awal2 tu.
tiba part last, HAMPEH!!
100% HAMPEH!
kali ni aku kecewa.
aku kecewa. uhuk2!!
aku di kecewa kan oleh awek, eh bukan, 'mamat' di bawah ni.
aduyai.
korang tengok la sendiri.
p/s: nasib baik awek 2 orang kat video bawah ni ade lagi.hehe!



camne?
ade sape2 kena tipu tak?
boleh la join group aku --> GENG2 TERTIPU

OK, mari berlawak seperti di bawah:

LAWAK 1

LAWAK 2